Exciting Video Game Job: Paper Shredder?

That’s right, according to GameJobs.com, a company in Omaha, Nebraska is seeking someone to fill their “Paper Shredder” position.

Amazingly, the position is listed as NOT entry-level.  Apparently, they are seeking paper shredders with at least 2 year’s experience.  No learning on the job here.

Here’s the job description:

Employment Status:
Part time of Full-time (35-40+ hours per week); Monday – Friday 9AM- 6PM

Requirements:
16 years old or older

$6.96 per hour

Skills:
We are looking for someone who is reliable, has good attendance, attention to detail, a team-player, and is willing to occasionally work on weekends.

Experience:
No experience required

Duties:
Looking for an easy job with a laid back environment (no dress code)? We are looking for someone to shred papers, light cleaning, handle various other filing duties throughout the day. Full time employment. Day hours.

Better hurry for this one.  I’ve already submitted my resume… and yeah, I’ve got five years experience and a Bachelor’s Degree in Paper..ology.